Pineapple juice for sale! One dollar! Would you like some?
--No thanks.
Pineapple juice for sale! One nickel! Would you like some?
--No thanks. It's not that it's too expensive. I'm suspicious of your source. I think it was already in your mouth and you spit it into that cup.
Free pineapple juice! There's no spit in it. I take a drink, then I put it here where the machine takes the spit out, and makes it organic, then I put it in the cup. So it's totally organic. It's fine. Want some?
Hmmm, yummmm, spit-removed-to-make-it-organic pineapple juice! How could you refuse? And what a fancy machine.
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