Thursday, August 16, 2012

A.D.D. Conversation

Hey look, it’s a gumball machine.  Can I have one?

    No, it’s actually a dog treat machine.  Do you want a dog treat?

No.  But speaking of pets, there’s a dog right there.  Maybe he wants one.

    Maybe.  But he’s pretty far away.

Hey look it’s all wet.  Speaking of water, can I have a drink from my bottle?

    It’s in the car but it’s close.

[Passing a Chinese brand electric bike outside the Chinese restaurant] It’s English!

    The words are in English?

Yep.  Oh P.U.!!!  That stinks. Like dirt. Like it’s a dirty bike. See this?

    What, your floppy hand?

Yeah, that’s my sign for P.U.  To push the stink away.

2 comments:

  1. Ahhh, the signs of brain cells multiplying faster than the average bear! Or average human! What a riot! You'll never grow old with Sasha around. Or he'll make you feel old--not sure which. LOL! Rock on, Sasha!

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  2. So cute! We relatives far away are so lucky you can rememer these conversations and then take the time to send them out to us to read and enjoy vicariously. Thank you! And Sasha is a riot for sure!! Mollie hit it on the head.

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