Some of my daily chuckles:
One, two, tree, poor, pive, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fourteen, nineteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!
Listen music on Peter! peter = computer.
Pupu pider = purple spider.
Daya, all PINished. = There, all finished. He's always very emphatic on that first syllable.
No pit daya. = Doesn't fit there (referring to puzzle pieces).
T-Rex cooking pood. Cooking apples. Panda eat pood. Eat bamboos.
Mamu hurt neck. It bleeded. Mama hurt pinger. It bleeded. (These after I zipped his neck into his jacket and after Nerdy cut his fingernail too short. Poor injured baby.)
Too hebby! Too big. And too hebby.